Tiger got your tongue?

First you attack the good Ms Parker for silence and then suggest she has a portly figure and don't stand up to apologise when all is said and done.

Bloody poets.

You misrepresent me. I was disturbed at the lady's sudden, inexplicable and unaccustomed silence and merely suggested she should not trifle with my concerns for her wellbeing.
It was you who made reference to the development of the female corpus and you quite rightly received a verbal slap for it.

Good Mr McGreggor, Mr Pix's reprimands, I think, are for me.

I have been gazing forlorn into my pint this past few months muttering as I curse what I would like to describe as poor typing but indeed may have been sudden subconsciousness vindictiveness.

All I wish the record to note, however, is that I meant to say pert.

And I stand ready to take whatever punishment the harpees of Harrods may dish out with their cunningly sharpened coffee spoons and torturous toast and tea.